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Cowden
Countdown Conundrums
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After
spending a few afternoons indoors watching TV whilst
on holiday, we were strangely drawn to the jiggling
figure of Carol Vorderman who we wouldn't mind slipping
the occasional consonant into any day. During the
oggle-a-thon we came up with our very own version
of the final round giving a few football related
clubs, grounds and people a look at how they could
be represented in the conundrum round:
| A
Clit, A Tall Hoe |
Alloa Athletic |
| Not
Bend Bell Part, A Camp Dick |
Bert
Paton And Dick Campbell |
| C
Big Erse Wankrr |
Berwick
Rangers |
| Be
RC Rig Wankers |
Berwick
Rangers |
| Ban
The Cow Ed |
Cowdenbeath
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| No
Dumb Rat |
Dumbarton |
| U
Men At The Clit Friend |
Dunfermline
Athletic |
| Kras
Peat Den |
East
End Park |
| I
Steal Rings Shiter |
East
Stirlingshire |
| A
Clit For The RAF |
Forfar
Athletic |
| Clit
Cage Glows |
Glasgow
Celtic |
| Slow
Naggers Rag |
Glasgow
Rangers |
| Evil
Shiter Sent Candle On A Sin |
Inverness
Caledonian Thistle |
| Red
Shite Nut Me Can |
Manchester
United |
| Men
Shite Turd Acne |
Manchester
United |
| Seat
Effi And Thril The Ovaries Mr |
Methil,
East Fife And Raith Rovers |
| Queue
To Thon Fesh |
Queen
of the South |
| Stun
Them To Hop Art |
Tottenham
Hotspur |
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This articles was originally published in the When The
Sun Shines fanzine
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When
The Sun Shines is an independent magazine written by the supporters,
for the supporters.
Any
opinions expressed in this page is not the opinion of any players
or officials directly or indirectly connected to Cowdenbeath
Football Club.
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