The Gloryhunters

Recently we ‘exclusively revealed’ that there was a glory hunting Old Firm follower who regularly attended Cowdenbeath matches in the guise of a REAL football fan. Since that issue it had been brought to our attention, by one of our loyal readers, that we have another glory hunter in our midst. Trying their utmost to hide their identity, we made further enquiries and found out to our utter horror that not only do we have an Old Firm fan mingling beside us but a DUNFERMLINE sympathiser as well.

In an attempt to find out more we sent out several of our investigative reporters to acquire actual proof that such a depraved individual existed. Obviously we gave our reporters strict instructions that under no circumstances should they cross the threshold of East End Park as that would be tantamount to herecy. Unfortunately one of our merry band was set upon by a Dunfermline lunatic for no apparent reason. Thankfully officers from the local constabulary were on hand to drag this thug away to a quiet room for a few hours. It was only after a few moments following this encounter that our reporter became suspicious. Why had he been singled out for this unjust and vicious attack? Could it be that he had been picked on for a reason? Could this pathetic Par instinctively sense when supporters of superior Fife football teams are around? These questions had to be answered.

Undaunted, our reporter waited until the end of the Dunfermline match to find out the true identity of this sick individual. It was quite a few hours, well after the bar had closed, before our man eventually met up with his attacker and finally solved our original quest for the Townie follower that frequented Central Park under the guise of a man following his home team. Obviously it would be inappropriate to mention any names or point fingers but as you will see from the photographic evidence below it is undeniable that we certainly have a new problem at Central Park which shocked the WTSS team so much that several alcoholic beverages had to be consumed to calm the nerves and help us get on with our everyday lives.

Following this shock revelation, it was also pointed out that as well as visiting the home of possibly the worst footballing side in Fife, our Glory Hunter actually went to a social event suitably dressed in an item of clothing which was cut from the finest tartan. It was later pointed out to him that this tartan was in fact Dunfermline Athletic tartan, to which he immediately punched the air with pride and began singing several songs of a Dunfermline persuasion. However, having asked our Glory Hunter about these various items, he has completely denied all knowledge of these facts. Typical, just typical!!!